"I speak in fluent "Pigeonese" and charm the birds right off the trees." Papageno
Eugene's lament: "I'll never make it with the Yankees. All the great Yankees are Italian. My mother makes spaghetti with ketchup - what chance do I have? "
"Actually, playing someone my own age is harder." Connor Starks who plays the teen aged Eugene Jerome
Jared Thompson of The Comedy Attic says there's no doubt that audiences are the main reason top comics want to perform at his club.
Communication conundrums! "I don't speak what you're speaking." Terrence the erring deliveryman.
"The music from the Met' radio broadcast is hard to hear because the audience is laughing so loud."
A young woman who talks fast in Hebrew, a young man who speaks a bit hesitantly in English and a grandmother with a plan!
Can a woman who's looking up at the sky at the birds get together with a man who's looking down at the screen of his metal detector.
IU Opera Theater's Deniz Uzun has loved Rossini since she heard a Maria Callas recording when she was just eight, "He's my buddy!"
An Irish Catholic Midwesterner and a Jewish East Coaster walk into a Mexican Bar... No, it's not the lead in to a joke, but it sure sounds like one.